Lois Lerner wants you to tell the IRS the content of your prayers.

Lois Lerner wants you to tell the IRS every stinking detail about your contributors including whether any of them have any future intent of running for office.

Lois Lerner wants the IRS to know your inane musings on Facebook. Apparently, in order to gain tax-exempt status, the IRS must know such salient facts as “Heading to the grocery store. Forgot dog food. Worst. Day. Ever.”

When it comes to the Constitutional rights of average Americans to peaceably assemble and petition their government, Lois Lerner has every intention of crapping all over you. This lady wants to know exactly what you say when you pray, first Amendment be damned.

But when it comes to answering for this Politburo-style intrusion on private citizens, Lois Lerner suddenly discovers the Bill of Rights.

She’s taking the Fifth Amendment.

For those who voted for Obama, the Fifth Amendment is:

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation. [Emphasis mine]

Apparently Lois Lerner has something to hide.

Perhaps we should have the IRS find out every little teeny detail of her life. I don’t know about you, but I think we need to know if she’s been asking God for a pony.

Or does that only happen when the person is a conservative?

Lois Lerner must not be a Liberal True Believer.

Those people have no problem lying through their teeth, even when under oath.

Then again, maybe she is just another rat, fleeing the sinking ship, trying desperately to save her own worthless hide.

An article from the Daily Caller contains a little gem that sent me into gales of laughter:

In the letter to the committee, Lerner’s lawyer William W. Taylor III conveyed her intention to avoid testifying Oversight, requesting that she be excused from attending the hearing, which would “have no purpose other than to embarrass or burden her.”

Oh, dear! Heaven forbid that Lois Lerner be embarrassed or burdened!! Why, the very idea that someone would be burdened!!!

Apparently making conservatives jump through hoops and reveal things that are not only unnecessary but illegal to ask, and then leaking the information to Liberal groups isn’t a burden. Right, Lo?

To add insult to injury (that should be the new IRS Motto: Adding Insult to Injury Since 2009).

Anyway.

To add insult to injury, it was reported yesterday that an IRS worker by the name of Yetunde Oseni used an IRS-provided credit card ostensibly given to her to make purchases for her department, to go on a taxpayer-funded shopping spree for herself. Among her purchases were a Hello Kitty Cosmetic Set and a Dream Diary.

Dear Dream Diary: I dreamt I was wealthier than I really am. It was so nice, I decided to use my IRS-issued credit card to make my dream come true.

Her purchases also included a Snow Cone Maker, two plus-size trench coats, a couple Hindi Bollywood movies, not to mention a set of Ginsu Knives.

Embezzle from the US Taxpayers and we’ll throw in this set of Ginsu Knives absolutely free!!!

You just can’t make this crap up.

For four years this woman treated taxpayer money as her own private Obama Stash.

Yetunde spent over $8,515.00 on herself. $8,515.00 of your money — money that was seized from you by none other than the Internal Revenue Service for whom Yetunde has worked since 2000.

This is your Internal Revenue Service.

This is big government.

This is Liberalism.

Lois Lerner asks for intrusive, often illegal information from conservatives seeking tax exempt status. And she has the audacity to refuse to testify to Congress because it might be embarrassing and a burden?

Are you kidding me?

I say Lois Lerner be subjected to the same rectal exam that she inflicted on all of us.

She deserves to share a cell with Yetunde.

And the IRS itself?

It’s time we get rid of it.

We don’t need Obama hack Jack Lew taking steps to make sure there is better oversight.

Congress shouldn’t waste time tinkering around the edges.

Instead, Congress should take the necessary actions to toss out the entire US tax code and replace it with a flat tax.

Overnight the power of the IRS would be diminished to virtually nothing.

If the IRS comes calling on Dianny, it is my intent to plead the fifth.

After all, I imagine that having to provide them with any information would be a burden.

At least, that’s what I told my dream diary.

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Who knew that the “Reset” button Hillary Clinton gave Russia would teleport us into 1977. Only this time, we’re the Soviet Socialist Republic.

Today, Sharyl Attkisson disclosed that her home and office computers have been compromised.

In Jack Bauer speak, that means that Sharyl Attkisson’s computers are being monitored by the Federal Government.

Somebody let me know if a digital clock suddenly appeared on the screen. I’m too busy typing to monitor those sorts of things.

What is it about Leftists that they always have to fall back on their old standard Tyranny to keep power in their clutches?

So now, Putin is watching what’s happening here in the US. The Press being monitored and bugged, the IRS targeting enemies of the State. And poor Vlad is thinking to himself, “Step back! Nobody is that Pinko!”

You know it’s bad when the Chief Executive of the United States of America is more of a totalitarian thug than Vladimir Putin, Yuri Andropov, and Leonid Brezhnev combined.

Hot damn. That is one über Dictator.

And there’s Barack Obama, standing there with that confused, “who cut the fart” look on his face acting like he has no idea what’s going on.

I realize you think you’re a celebrity, Barack, but you are not that good of an actor.

You are a guy out for revenge.

You are a guy who believes he is above the law.

You are a guy who warns us not to listen to those who disagree with you.

You are a guy who hates this country.

And you are one nuclear-sized thin skinned petulant narcissist.

So you target everyone who has the audacity to believe that this is a free country with a free press, where the individual citizen is sovereign and the government works for us.

Make no mistake. This is exactly what happens when you elect Leftist Liberals like Barack Obama. And honestly? Had Hillary not been tossed under the bus back in 2008 in favor of this caramel-colored matinee idol, she would be just as big a Leftist totalitarian thug as Obama.

This is Liberalism.

And Liberalism is Communism. They are one in the same.

Eventually, when you give the Liberals the levers of power, they crank it to full-on Tyrant Mode. They can’t help it. It’s how they’re wired.

What disgusts me is that the once Free Press in this country had a central role in pushing this mini-Brezhnev on us. They destroyed his opponents and shielded him from scrutiny. They acted as Liberal napalm and cleared the way for Obama. The Enslaved Press was instrumental in pushing the United States of America toward tyranny.

And I hold them personally responsible.

Suddenly, they are discovering that their little darling that they forced on this nation is turning on them too. And they’re fluttering about like wet hens.

Sorry, you guys. You do not get any sympathy from me.

I’ll save my sympathy for the 83 year old Tea Party member Marianne Chiffelle. Marianne survived a Japanese Internment Camp in the Dutch East Indies as a young girl. She is a naturalized American Citizen. And, because she spoke out against the Obama Administration, she became a target of the IRS.

And Republicans want to push old ladies off cliffs. That’s funny.

Are we done pretending that Obama is just another Democrat?

Are we done pretending that Liberalism is just a political opinion?

Can we start recognizing that we are not dealing with “politics as usual?”

These people have no limits. They don’t care who they target. They don’t care what laws they break. They do not care about our Constitution.

And they don’t care about Americans.

It’s time to root Liberalism out of this government. It won’t be easy. Especially given the fact that they are willing to do anything to stay in power.

It’s time we fight back.

Where’s Jack Bauer when you need him?

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White House flacky Dan Pfeiffer appeared on all the Sunday shows yesterday.

When the Obama White House sends the same guy out to every Sunday show, your spider sense should be tingling.

It’s never good.

I call it the “Susan Rice Effect.”

It means that the Obama Administration is so fearful that its people will not remember all the lies they’ve got going, they send the same individual out to all the Sunday shows to minimize the likelihood that the White House lies become inconsistent from one show to the next.

Imagine the kerfuffle if on ABC’s This Week, Valerie Jarrett said that Obama was in the Oval office at the time of the Benghazi attack, while over at Face the Nation, David Plouffe said Obama was in the Residence, and meanwhile on Fox News Sunday, Jay Carney said Obama was in the Situation Room on the phone with Dominos ordering pizzas for Malia and Sasha.

By sending the same guy to all five shows, at least the Obama White House can be certain that the lies are consistently told in the same exasperated tone.

And the righteous indignation. Don’t forget the righteous indignation.

What we learned from Dan Pfeiffer is this:

• Where Obama was during the Benghazi Attack is irrelevant.
• Who edited the talking points on the Benghazi Attack is irrelevant.
• The legality of what the IRS did in targeting conservative groups is irrelevant.

Irrelevant is a ten-letter word that means What difference at this point does it make?

This is the Obama strategy. It has been the same strategy that he has used since the first time he put his hand on a Bible and swore to faithfully execute the office of President and preserve, protect and defend our Constitution.

The Obama Strategy is to cut one explosive fart in a teeny room, then stand there indignant when someone demands to know who farted.

It’s called the “He Who Smelt it is Irrelevant” Strategy.

Obama is like a professional basketball player (figuratively: we all know the guy don’t got game) who, steps into the path of an opponent, feigns getting charged and falls to the ground in order to illicit a foul against the other team.

And Obama’s falls to the ground are super-dramatic.

The Obama Administration’s incompetence and corruption resulted in four men being killed during a terrorist attack that the White House chose to ignore.

The Republicans in Congress, backed by a majority of people in the country begin to investigate.

And Obama falls back on the hardwoods, howling and whining as if he were the injured party.

Dan Pfeiffer actually had the audacity to demand that the Republicans apologize to Susan Rice.

I’m actually a little surprised he didn’t say “Susan Rice? Susan Rice is irrelevant!!”

The entire Obama Administration participates in the “He Who Smelt it is Irrelevant” strategy. They have become experts at it. In fact, it is the only thing the Obama White House has any expertise in.

What makes these people in the Obama White House (from the President on down) angry isn’t that the investigations of the IRS or Benghazi shouldn’t happen out of some belief that they are innocent. They’re pissed because, in their eyes, we have no right to question them at all.

Right? Wrong? Irrelevant!

Four dead? Irrelevant!

The IRS violated law? Irrelevant!

The Justice Department illegally monitored the AP’s phone lines? Irrelevant!

Irrelevant is the Obama Royal Court’s version of “Off with their heads!”

What gets Obama into full-on high dungeon isn’t that he is being falsely accused, but that he is being accused at all.

Who do we think we are?!

The larger, systemic problem with Barack Obama and his gaggle of faithful flacks is they do not believe we have a right to question their actions, to ask for answers, to demand accountability. The larger systemic problem is Obama believes he is above the law. Therefore, any inquiry is met with huffy indignation and proclaimed to be irrelevant.

We the People do not have a right to know where Barack Obama was during the nearly nine hour attack on the consulate in Benghazi.

We the People do not have a right to know what the IRS was doing and who ordered them to do it.

We the People do not have a right to expect our phone conversations to be private.

To Barack Obama, high up on his royal perch, enjoying the life of a king, We the People are irrelevant.

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Yesterday, Michelle Obama was the commencement speaker at Bowie State University. If I’m not mistaken, she received two Honorary Doctorates — in Gardening and Scolding.

Try this quote on for size. When hectoring the graduates about the importance of doing big things and really shtruggling, Mrs. Obama ordered them to “stand against the media that elevates today’s celebrity gossip instead of the serious issues of our time.”

This from a woman who graces the front pages of celebrity gossip magazines.

This from a woman whose very raison d’etre is to be rubbing shoulders with the Hollywood elite.

This from the wife of a President who would be packing his bags and heading back to Chicago a disgraced, impeached former Chief Executive right now if it weren’t for the media deflecting attention from his scandal-plagued, corrupt Administration with hard-hitting stories about Angelina Jolie.

This on the heels of the White House announcing yet another celebrity-filled concert hosted by the Obamas.

I know. You can’t make this stuff up.

Honestly, these Obamas are clueless about how completely stupid they look.

Michelle Obama is the poster-child for “Do as I Say, Not as I Do.”

She hectors and scolds Americans about eating healthy when she employs hoity-toity, five-star chefs in the White House kitchen who whip up high calorie, high fat concoctions for A Very White House Thanksgiving.

She browbeats schools into changing their lunch program to include food that no student outside of a “Let’s Move” promotional video would eat if you put a gun to his head, while she stuffs her face with tamales, French fries and spare ribs.

And now, Michelle Obama gives a verbal tongue lashing to any college graduate who would have the audacity to want to emulate the lives of celebrities while she not only emulates the lives of celebrities but proceeds to live like one on the taxpayers’ dime.

Remind me again why Michelle Obama is so beloved?

Much like her husband (whose Leftist policies and ideology is responsible for so much destruction in this country) still wrings his hands and demands that something be done about all this destruction in this country, Michelle, a devoted believer in Liberalism, bemoaned the fact that so many blacks in America have lost their hunger to learn.

They didn’t lose it, you stupid nit. It was beaten out of them by Liberalism.

To quote a caller to the Mark Levin Show, Barbara from Harlem, “The chains are on the mind.”

Liberalism destroyed the black family through their “War on Poverty.”

Liberalism destroyed black communities through systemic generational dependence on Government.

Liberalism destroyed schools in urban and predominantly black neighborhoods through their slavish devotion to the campaign contributions of Teachers’ Unions.

Liberalism has enslaved blacks through their policies as surely as the Slave Traders did in the eighteenth century.

[Read all about this in my rant "The Chains are on the Mind."]

And you hectoring, clueless bint have the unmitigated gall to stand before a graduating class and bemoan the lack of hunger for education among blacks in America?!

Either Barack and Michelle are the two most clueless people on the planet or they lack the basic self-awareness most eight-month-old babies possess.

Let’s face it. If it weren’t for the Low Information Voter’s blind allegiance to “today’s celebrity gossip,” the Obamas would still be living in Hyde Park and we’d still be living in a nation with a thriving economy.

What I find stunning is that Michelle Obama, living in her pampered, sheltered, shielded little bubble where she is the star of her own Celebrity Reality Show, is so painfully clueless that she believes that We the People aren’t able to see through her lecturing, her scolding, her hectoring and her arrogant belief that she is somehow a Voice of Reason and Importance that we must all blindly applaud.

She’s freaking clueless.

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